I’m tired of hearing your climate rage…
and stop complaining about your age.
You’re just as incensed when it’s getting colder,
and nobody ever has to get older.

I’m your oppressor? How do you figure?
Did I say a word you consider a trigger?
Everything’s somebody else’s fault.
Disagreement constitutes verbal assault.

Your opinion’s as valid as that of Authority,
in spite of your rational inferiority?
You’re more indignant at the price of gas,
beer and what you use to wipe your ass

than at their effects on the Earth’s ecology.
Now you create a convenient mythology
that the “day 1 dictator” isn’t your fault
because you didn’t expect the assault.