I’m a’gettin’ set for Armageddon.
The Second Coming’s gonna be a gas.
Righteous folks’ll rise up into Heaven
while Jesus kicks some wicked Sinner ass.

Arabs and Israelis gonna start it.
It don’t matter which of them will lose.
You’ll rejoin your loved ones long departed
if you make a big donation to the Jews.

Oh The Rapture is comin’,
The Rapture’s on its way.
The Sinners are runnin’,
but they can’t get away!

Some friends of mine think Palestine
is only trying to be free.
Others opine that vengeance is fine
long’s it ain’t on you an’ me.

We all will shout, when the nukes come out,
“Spare us! We all are innocent!”
But there’s no doubt that it’s all about
the Judgement of Jesus that’s imminent.

Oh The Rapture is comin’,
The Rapture’s on its way.
The Sinners are runnin’,
but they can’t get away!

(10 Dec 2010)

Written in response to a news report about a Christian sect in the USA that was urging its
members to make donations to Israelis settling illegally in the West Bank, in hopes of bringing on
the Second Coming ASAP.