Look, that was a long time ago. I wasn’t even there. I’ve never rebelled against God. What does all that have to do with me?
Have you not benefitted from the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge?
Well, yeah, of course. But it would be stupid to just throw away knowledge, once it’s learned. Besides, I try to use that knowledge for the glory of God, and to make the lives of my fellow humans better.
So that they, too, become complicit in Sin?
Oh, come on. Seriously? A farmer uses a lever to move a rock, and that’s the same thing as taking an apple from a Snake?
The Children of Eve are damned, every one.
And there’s nothing we can do to atone for this ancient guilt?
Have you accepted the Savior?
Well, sure. Is that all I need to do?
Oh, okay, the tithe. Fine. I’ll donate 10% of my income…
Ten percent? You will give up all your worldly possessions, because they are all derived from the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge.
Fine. Take it all. Say, aren’t you a Child of Eve too? Where does that leave you?