Here I come!
spewing all the wrong molecules
in the wrong direction
and too fast
for any known sort of comet.
Looks more like a fusion drive, right?

Our purpose is to create conflict
between Avi Loeb and Brian Cox…
between UFOlogists and skeptics…
You humans love conflict.
You can’t resist a good argument.

Maybe it will lead to violence.
Maybe nations will take sides
and pull out their nukes
and end each other
and we can relax.