I'd like to speak in praise of Nothing.
Think of what you can do with Nothing.
Nothing is easy to be good for. What else can we say that about?
No one minds if you take Nothing for granted.
Nothing guarantees a 100% profit. ("Nothing ventured, Nothing gained.")
Nothing is the most popular children's pastime. (Just ask some kids what they are doing.)
Nothing is what everyone knows without having to learn it in school, although many do.
Nothing is what's bothering your lover. Just ask!
Nothing is what I like about almost everything.