{"id":887,"date":"2024-12-08T12:23:18","date_gmt":"2024-12-08T20:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/?p=887"},"modified":"2024-12-08T12:23:18","modified_gmt":"2024-12-08T20:23:18","slug":"the-rapture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/?p=887","title":{"rendered":"The Rapture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m a\u2019gettin\u2019 set for Armageddon.<br \/>\nThe Second Coming\u2019s gonna be a gas.<br \/>\nRighteous folks\u2019ll rise up into Heaven<br \/>\nwhile Jesus kicks some wicked Sinner ass.<\/p>\n<p>Arabs and Israelis gonna start it.<br \/>\nIt don\u2019t matter which of them will lose.<br \/>\nYou\u2019ll rejoin your loved ones long departed<br \/>\nif you make a big donation to the Jews.<\/p>\n<p><em>Oh The Rapture is comin\u2019,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>The Rapture\u2019s on its way.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>The Sinners are runnin\u2019,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>but they can\u2019t get away!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Some friends of mine think Palestine<br \/>\nis only trying to be free.<br \/>\nOthers opine that vengeance is fine<br \/>\nlong\u2019s it ain\u2019t on you an\u2019 me.<\/p>\n<p>We all will shout, when the nukes come out,<br \/>\n\u201cSpare us! We all are innocent!\u201d<br \/>\nBut there\u2019s no doubt that it\u2019s all about<br \/>\nthe Judgement of Jesus that\u2019s imminent.<\/p>\n<p><em>Oh The Rapture is comin\u2019,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>The Rapture\u2019s on its way.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>The Sinners are runnin\u2019,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>but they can\u2019t get away!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>(<em>10 Dec 2010<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><em>Written in response to a news report about a Christian sect in the USA that was urging its<\/em><br \/>\n<em>members to make donations to Israelis settling illegally in the West Bank, in hopes of bringing on<\/em><br \/>\n<em>the Second Coming ASAP.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m a\u2019gettin\u2019 set for Armageddon. The Second Coming\u2019s gonna be a gas. Righteous folks\u2019ll rise up into Heaven while Jesus kicks some wicked Sinner ass. Arabs and Israelis gonna start it. It don\u2019t matter which of them will lose. You\u2019ll rejoin your loved ones long departed if you make a<a href=\"https:\/\/jick.ca\/?p=887\" class=\"read-more\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2020-and-after","category-poetry"],"gutentor_comment":0,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=887"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":888,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887\/revisions\/888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}