The girls won\u2019t fuck me. It ain\u2019t right!
\nLooks like more wet dreams tonight.
\nThe Good Book says it\u2019s wrong to jerk,
\nbut Man! I see those honeys twerk
\nand I can\u2019t help myself, you see?
\nWhy won\u2019t they twerk it just for me?<\/p>\n
Someday I\u2019ll be a billionaire
\nand then they\u2019ll learn to treat me fair.
\nI\u2019ll become a TV star
\nand run a pageant \u2013 there you are!
\nThey\u2019ll beg me for it, don\u2019t you know \u2013
\nfor fame and fortune, or for the dough.<\/p>\n
And when I\u2019ve fucked them all and get
\ntoo old and fat to do the deed,
\nI\u2019ll run for President, and set
\nmy sights on planting bigger seeds:
\nI\u2019ll fuck the world itself and put
\nmyself above the law and God.
\nAnd as I stamp my booted foot
\nyou\u2019ll cheer for me, you stupid sod!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The girls won\u2019t fuck me. It ain\u2019t right! Looks like more wet dreams tonight. The Good Book says it\u2019s wrong to jerk, but Man! I see those honeys twerk and I can\u2019t help myself, you see? Why won\u2019t they twerk it just for me? Someday I\u2019ll be a billionaire andRead More…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,8,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2020-and-after","category-occasional","category-poetry"],"gutentor_comment":0,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=885"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":886,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885\/revisions\/886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}