{"id":798,"date":"2024-01-25T12:08:31","date_gmt":"2024-01-25T20:08:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/?p=798"},"modified":"2024-01-28T17:24:42","modified_gmt":"2024-01-29T01:24:42","slug":"mock-wild-boar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/?p=798","title":{"rendered":"Mock Wild Boar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My German granny\u2019s recipe<br \/>\nis something beautiful to see.<br \/>\nThe title tells a vivid story<br \/>\nof a hunter\u2019s quest for glory:<br \/>\nthe feral tuskers were too big<br \/>\nto kill, so he brought home a pig.<\/p>\n<p>The dinner party had been told<br \/>\nof wild boar, like in days of old.<br \/>\nHe begged his wife to make it so<br \/>\nalike that none of them would know.<br \/>\nShe reassured him, \u201cFret not, dear,<br \/>\nthey\u2019ll never know it\u2019s pig this year.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Prick a whole ham, freshly killed,<br \/>\nall over; rub with spices, filled<br \/>\nwith pepper, thyme, allspice and bay,<br \/>\nwith garlic, salt and caraway;<br \/>\nthen marinate in red wine, brandy,<br \/>\nvinegar, olive oil if handy.<\/p>\n<p>Add some onions, orange zest,<br \/>\ncelery, carrots and the rest,<br \/>\nand let it sit at least a week,<br \/>\nturning daily, till it reek<br \/>\nof wildness. Then you roast it brown<br \/>\nand become the talk of any town!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My German granny\u2019s recipe is something beautiful to see. The title tells a vivid story of a hunter\u2019s quest for glory: the feral tuskers were too big to kill, so he brought home a pig. The dinner party had been told of wild boar, like in days of old. He<a href=\"https:\/\/jick.ca\/?p=798\" class=\"read-more\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,8,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2020-and-after","category-occasional","category-poetry"],"gutentor_comment":0,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":799,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions\/799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}