{"id":47,"date":"2006-12-31T12:00:17","date_gmt":"2006-12-31T12:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=47"},"modified":"2015-08-03T17:15:40","modified_gmt":"2015-08-03T17:15:40","slug":"physics-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/?p=47","title":{"rendered":"Physics Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my habits during long meetings (particularly those of the <i>Canadian Institute for Advanced Research<\/i> [CIfAR] <i>Quantum Materials<\/i> program, where my brain&#8217;s digestive capacity was frequently exceeded) was to write <i>haiku<\/i> about the speaker&#8217;s topic and\/or my own state of mind. Here are a few.<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<i>ARPES<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">photons knock me out,<br \/>\nleave behind the energy<br \/>\nyou would like to know.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">while I was a part<br \/>\nof the copper oxide plane<br \/>\nI was <i>d<\/i>-wave dressed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">quasiparticles<br \/>\nleave behind the signature<br \/>\nof what they once were.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>U<\/i> \u00a0 AND \u00a0 <i>\u0394<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Band theory fails<br \/>\nso we turn to &#8220;chemistry&#8221;:<br \/>\nlocalized ions.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Review your atoms.<br \/>\n<i>U<\/i> and <i>\u0394<\/i> both depend<br \/>\non which orbitals.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And <i>U<\/i> and <i>\u0394<\/i><br \/>\nchoose a Mott insulator<br \/>\nor Zhang-Rice singlets.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Doing it all right<br \/>\ngives <i>t&#8217;<\/i> small and suggests<br \/>\na <i>t-J<\/i> model.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Spin waves almost work,<br \/>\ngive the peak in PES;<br \/>\n2D spinons next!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>QUESTIONS?<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Who is this heckler?<br \/>\nI&#8217;d listen to George in this<br \/>\neven if he&#8217;s wrong.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dope a Hubbard chain:<br \/>\nthe spectral weight is transferred<br \/>\nfrom high to low <i>E<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">All you ego freaks<br \/>\nplease save your sniping speeches<br \/>\nuntil we are gone.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Fermi surface? No.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not a metal! Maybe<br \/>\nthere&#8217;s a &#8220;Shen surface&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It&#8217;s hard enough to<br \/>\nfollow what the speaker says<br \/>\n<i>sans<\/i> &#8220;annotations&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>HAMILTONIANS<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We can write down <i>H<\/i><br \/>\nbut we can&#8217;t find solutions<br \/>\nevery solid knows.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>&#8220;The deeper reason why there are metals is, there just are.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We think we know all.<br \/>\nThen Nature throws us a curve<br \/>\nand we retrofit.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>&#8220;The dogs that did nothing in the night:&#8221;<\/i> La<sub>4<\/sub>BaCu<sub>5<\/sub>O<sub>15<\/sub><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">EELS and optics show<br \/>\nMIR scenario:<br \/>\ninterlayer hops!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Stomach full, my brain<br \/>\nloses the battle for blood;<br \/>\neyes will not focus.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Out come the big guns:<br \/>\nEvery talk is Laughlin&#8217;s talk.<br \/>\nIsn&#8217;t he a gas?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;Shoulders of giants&#8221; &#8211;<br \/>\nstanding room for everyone &#8211;<br \/>\nMaybe they should shrug.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>COHERENCE, DECOHERENCE &amp; STRONGLY INTERACTING FERMIONS<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yo&#8217; algorithm<br \/>\nGotta be ergodic if<br \/>\nya want convergence.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Calculating <i>E<\/i>,<br \/>\nrun the WORM internally;<br \/>\nGreen&#8217;s function &#8220;for free&#8221;!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>Here come ol&#8217; flattop, he come groovin&#8217; up slowly&#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Use the Principle<br \/>\nof Emergent Symmetry,<br \/>\nold states of matter.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>THE NEST OF HORRIBLE PHONONS<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Falling into the<br \/>\nnest of horrible phonons,<br \/>\nresonance is lost.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The neutron arrives,<br \/>\nknocks on the crystal door and<br \/>\nleaves a gift of spin.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">An electron lost<br \/>\nits spin to one mode and its<br \/>\ncharge to another.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What you cannot see<br \/>\nis not necessarily<br \/>\nsomething that&#8217;s not there.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The tiniest wire<br \/>\nmust suffer more than its share<br \/>\nof decoherence.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>d<\/i>-wave junctions make<br \/>\nspontaneous currents flow:<br \/>\nbutterfly qubits!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;ll make it smaller;<br \/>\nwonderful devices if<br \/>\nyou make it super.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Josephson junctions<br \/>\nof grains in a normal sea<br \/>\nare not what we see.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Holes in a layer<br \/>\nmake an organic crystal<br \/>\nanything you want.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;m a fermion<br \/>\nwho transports charge but not heat.<br \/>\nWhat the hell am I?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Whorls in the current<br \/>\ncome in quantized flux units<br \/>\n<i>hc<\/i>\/<i>q<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">60K <i>T<sub>c<\/sub><\/i><br \/>\nmediated by phonons?<br \/>\nThis cannot be!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Put in a muon;<br \/>\nsomething averts its spin, though<br \/>\nyou leave it alone.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Holes like to be paired<br \/>\nfor the same reason spinons<br \/>\nenjoy being paired.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Let&#8217;s get together<br \/>\nwith lots of other couples<br \/>\nand make a ladder!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>ODD BITS<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">FQHE and<br \/>\nFractionalization<br \/>\nare too hard for me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Priorities are:<br \/>\nrenewal; gender balance;<br \/>\nmy guy needs a job.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What was &#8220;Gossamer<br \/>\nSuperconductivity&#8221;<br \/>\nnow is QPT.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my habits during long meetings (particularly those of the Canadian Institute for Advanced Research [CIfAR] Quantum Materials program, where my brain&#8217;s digestive capacity was frequently exceeded) was to write haiku about the speaker&#8217;s topic and\/or my own state of mind. 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