{"id":369,"date":"2016-11-03T11:06:29","date_gmt":"2016-11-03T18:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jick.net\/wordpress\/?p=369"},"modified":"2023-03-07T12:24:47","modified_gmt":"2023-03-07T20:24:47","slug":"the-experiment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/?p=369","title":{"rendered":"The Experiment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The Physicist, a lovestruck knight<br \/>\ncomports himself with honour<br \/>\nat the tournament Experiment<br \/>\nin hope that Lady Nature,<br \/>\nlovely, chaste, mysterious maiden,<br \/>\ncharmed by his heroic deeds,<br \/>\nwill twirl with delight and let her gown<br \/>\nslip open briefly to reveal<br \/>\na glimpse of breast or flash of thigh.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The Chemist is a rogue who cares<br \/>\nonly for schemes<br \/>\nto get into the lady&#8217;s pants.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The Engineer&#8217;s already down<br \/>\non one knee proposing marriage<br \/>\nand the raising of bright<br \/>\nindustrious children<br \/>\nwho will make their parents rich.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The Biologist catalogues these<br \/>\nexamples of courtship behaviour<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">while the Psychologist smiles knowingly<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">and the Philosopher is, of course,<br \/>\nabove all this nonsense.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>2016<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Physicist, a lovestruck knight comports himself with honour at the tournament Experiment in hope that Lady Nature, lovely, chaste, mysterious maiden, charmed by his heroic deeds, will twirl with delight and let her gown slip open briefly to reveal a glimpse of breast or flash of thigh. The Chemist<a href=\"https:\/\/jick.ca\/?p=369\" class=\"read-more\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2000-2019","category-poetry"],"gutentor_comment":3,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":650,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions\/650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}