{"id":279,"date":"2015-08-29T00:58:12","date_gmt":"2015-08-29T00:58:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jick.net\/wordpress\/?p=279"},"modified":"2015-08-29T00:59:59","modified_gmt":"2015-08-29T00:59:59","slug":"jessica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":"Jessica (a story in less than 100 words)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Get the hell out of here!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Wise Men were taken aback.\u00a0 The one with the myrrh started to say, &#8220;We just wanted. . . &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know what you want,&#8221; said Marilyn.\u00a0 &#8220;You want to lay this &#8216;virgin birth&#8217; crap on my daughter and follow us around with your &#8216;Second Coming&#8217; bullshit until we have no privacy and our lives are ruined.\u00a0 How many times do I have to tell you people, there is nothing miraculous about a <em>clone<\/em>.\u00a0 Now get out!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She shot a glance full of daggers at the nurse.\u00a0 &#8220;You&#8217;re supposed to keep these maniacs away from us.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Get the hell out of here!&#8221; The Wise Men were taken aback.\u00a0 The one with the myrrh started to say, &#8220;We just wanted. . . &#8221; &#8220;I know what you want,&#8221; said Marilyn.\u00a0 &#8220;You want to lay this &#8216;virgin birth&#8217; crap on my daughter and follow us around with your<a href=\"https:\/\/jick.ca\/?p=279\" class=\"read-more\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shortstories"],"gutentor_comment":0,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":281,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions\/281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}