{"id":213,"date":"2006-12-01T12:00:02","date_gmt":"2006-12-01T12:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jick.net\/wordpress\/?p=213"},"modified":"2015-08-03T17:18:44","modified_gmt":"2015-08-03T17:18:44","slug":"transported","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/?p=213","title":{"rendered":"Transported"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pain!<\/p>\n<p>Searing, visceral, unendurable pain. Terrifying pain, and then an end to endurance&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I die.  And yet I am still here. <\/p>\n<p>What is &#8220;here&#8221;?  <\/p>\n<p>Think.  What came before the pain?  I was testing the new Transporter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh my god, the Transporter must have malfunctioned!  But none of the birds and dogs showed the slightest discomfort after Transporting.  It was harmless&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Birdsong?  Barking?  Where are the sounds coming from?  Where am I?  Why can&#8217;t I see anything?  Why can&#8217;t I feel anything?  Wait.  A tingling in my fingertips.  Yes!  Now I can sense the weight of my arms, my legs&#8230; and a faint shading to the grayness, some parts darker and some lighter.  <\/p>\n<p>Color!  Suddenly I can see! It&#8217;s a sunset!  No, a sunrise over a tropical sea.  No, it&#8217;s a forest, an endless sea of Autumn leaves.  No, a lush jungle full of orchids and&#8230;  Stop!  Close my eyes&#8230;  <\/p>\n<p>I have no eyes to close.  I can feel my body, but when I raise my hand before my face, I see nothing.  Is this all my imagination then?  With what am I imagining?  <\/p>\n<p>Screams!<\/p>\n<p>Bloodcurdling, terrified, agonized screams.  Familiar screams.<\/p>\n<p>Silence.  No, a whimpering whisper, &#8220;Oh my god, the Transporter must have malfunctioned!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p><center>__________________________________________<\/center><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Background<\/em>: <\/p>\n<p>I once underwent a medical procedure for which I was given some sort of drug that would, in the doctor&#8217;s words, &#8220;&#8230;keep me awake while ensuring that I would not remember the procedure.&#8221;  For some reason this made me very apprehensive prior to the procedure, although, sure enough, I can remember nothing unpleasant now.  Ever since then I have wondered how the Star Trek writers know that Transporters have no ill effects on the Transported.  Sure, the guy that pops out the other side feels fine, but wasn&#8217;t the original just taken apart cell by molecule by atom by quark?  And what if there really is a soul that survives our death?  Wouldn&#8217;t this cause what Obi Wan Kenobe would call (sorry for the mixed metaphors) &#8220;a great disturbance in the Force&#8221;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pain! Searing, visceral, unendurable pain. Terrifying pain, and then an end to endurance&#8230; I die. And yet I am still here. What is &#8220;here&#8221;? Think. What came before the pain? I was testing the new Transporter&#8230; Oh my god, the Transporter must have malfunctioned! But none of the birds and<a href=\"https:\/\/jick.ca\/?p=213\" class=\"read-more\">Read More&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shortstories"],"gutentor_comment":0,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":214,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions\/214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jick.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}